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[unknowable]

"Please leave a message and I'll return it as soon as I'm able."

[if necessary, you can also leave a message for Ronan Lynch here]

Comments

[greywaren]

okay actually just forget about it. forget I said anything.

[unknowable]

Nope.

Whose dick is on your phone?

[greywaren]

I don't fucking know you're the only one who had my phone. Did you take a picture of someone else's dick?

That's fucking weird, Parrish.

[unknowable]

1) Why would I take a picture of anyone's dick?

2) Whose dick do you think I'd take a picture of, exactly?

[greywaren]

Do I sound like I fucking know? Maybe you were comparing notes with someone.

All I know is that it's not my dick and I didn't take it.

[unknowable]

I didn't take it, and while I'd have to see it to be a hundred percent sure it's not mine, I think I can be pretty sure anyway. Also, I really don't want to see it.

Maybe it's Gansey's?

[greywaren]

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It's not Gansey's.

[unknowable]

What the hell, Lynch? I said I didn't want to see it! Fuck you.

[greywaren]

jesus christ it's a picture of a dick not the tape from the Ring

you don't recognize it though?

[unknowable]

Do you think I take extensive notes on the dicks I've seen or something? How many dicks do you think I've seen, anyway?

God. Maybe don't answer that.

Who's had your phone?

1/3

[greywaren]

more than one, less than seven? I don't fucking know

you had it last. i guess gansey and noah have probably used it. blue. matthew borrowed it when he wanted to test an app

i can't think of

[greywaren]

oh

[greywaren]

delete it

let's never speak of this again

[unknowable]

Lynch.

Whose dick did I just look at?

[greywaren]

is finding the owner of the dick on my phone really that important to you?

[unknowable]

The fact that you won't tell me is extremely alarming.

[greywaren]

only because I know that you're going to get all weird about it

[unknowable]

This whole thing has already been weird. Just go ahead and make it weirder, get it over with.

[greywaren]

okay well i think it might be kavinsky's.

he had my phone once when i was passed out.

[unknowable]

Jesus Christ, Lynch. And you sent it to me?

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

[greywaren]

see, I knew you would do this.

chill the fuck out, I didn't KNOW it was his when I sent it to you.

[unknowable]

No, you just figured you'd send me some mystery dick. And now I've seen Joseph Kavinsky's penis and I can never unsee it.

[greywaren]

I feel like you're overreacting

it's not like it was much to look at anyway.

[unknowable]

I think I'm actually underreacting, because I haven't burned my phone yet.

It really wasn't too impressive though.

[greywaren]

look at you

connesiuer of dicks.