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[unknowable]

"Please leave a message and I'll return it as soon as I'm able."

[if necessary, you can also leave a message for Ronan Lynch here]

Comments

[unknowable]

Don't even start. It was on your phone, Lynch. How many other dicks do you have on there?

[greywaren]

thirty-five

don't be jealous there's enough to go around.

[unknowable]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[greywaren]

you really think i use my phone enough for that shit?

[unknowable]

For all I know, it's the only thing you use your phone for.

[greywaren]

I almost wish I had thirty-four other dickpics now.

I'd send you all of them at once just for that.

[unknowable]

I'd rather my total stay at a comfortable 'less than seven', thanks. Limit your dicks to a select few and there's less chance of seeing something horrifying. Too late for that now I guess.

[greywaren]

please

it wasn't horrifying until you knew whose it was.

[unknowable]

Surprise dick is always a little horrifying.

[greywaren]

hey man gansey isn't that bad

[unknowable]

Right. The only acceptable kind.

[greywaren]

duly noted

[unknowable]

So how did Kavinsky end up on your phone anyway?

[greywaren]

dunno

pretty sure it was taken pre-death though

otherwise itd be weird

[Because it's not weird already...]

[unknowable]

I... guess that's a relief.

I'm gonna delete this photo now, and let's never speak of it again.

[greywaren]

yeah ok