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[unknowable]

"Please leave a message and I'll return it as soon as I'm able."

[if necessary, you can also leave a message for Ronan Lynch here]

Comments

[greywaren]

delete it

let's never speak of this again

[unknowable]

Lynch.

Whose dick did I just look at?

[greywaren]

is finding the owner of the dick on my phone really that important to you?

[unknowable]

The fact that you won't tell me is extremely alarming.

[greywaren]

only because I know that you're going to get all weird about it

[unknowable]

This whole thing has already been weird. Just go ahead and make it weirder, get it over with.

[greywaren]

okay well i think it might be kavinsky's.

he had my phone once when i was passed out.

[unknowable]

Jesus Christ, Lynch. And you sent it to me?

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

[greywaren]

see, I knew you would do this.

chill the fuck out, I didn't KNOW it was his when I sent it to you.

[unknowable]

No, you just figured you'd send me some mystery dick. And now I've seen Joseph Kavinsky's penis and I can never unsee it.

[greywaren]

I feel like you're overreacting

it's not like it was much to look at anyway.

[unknowable]

I think I'm actually underreacting, because I haven't burned my phone yet.

It really wasn't too impressive though.

[greywaren]

look at you

connesiuer of dicks.

[unknowable]

Don't even start. It was on your phone, Lynch. How many other dicks do you have on there?

[greywaren]

thirty-five

don't be jealous there's enough to go around.

[unknowable]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[greywaren]

you really think i use my phone enough for that shit?

[unknowable]

For all I know, it's the only thing you use your phone for.

[greywaren]

I almost wish I had thirty-four other dickpics now.

I'd send you all of them at once just for that.

[unknowable]

I'd rather my total stay at a comfortable 'less than seven', thanks. Limit your dicks to a select few and there's less chance of seeing something horrifying. Too late for that now I guess.

[greywaren]

please

it wasn't horrifying until you knew whose it was.

[unknowable]

Surprise dick is always a little horrifying.

[greywaren]

hey man gansey isn't that bad

[unknowable]

Right. The only acceptable kind.

[greywaren]

duly noted