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[unknowable]

"Please leave a message and I'll return it as soon as I'm able."

[if necessary, you can also leave a message for Ronan Lynch here]

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[unknowable]

This cave is missing a lot of stuff that a normal cave should have.

Are you going to make bats?

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[greywaren]

i was just thinking

you know about the garden

it sucks that we have to pollinate and plant everything ourselves... fruit bats or whatever could do it too

thats all

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[unknowable]

Or bees.

[But they have similar feelings on bees.]

Do you think we need them?

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[greywaren]

its a cave.

[And bats belong in caves!]

i think itd be cool. self sustaining or whatever. wed just have to let them eat some of the shit too

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[unknowable]

There's more than enough fruit for that.

Should I be expecting to wake up to bats someday?

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[greywaren]

wanted to know what you thought about it first

bats are kinda badass

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[unknowable]

They would be useful. I'm just afraid the monsters might hunt them.

[And he doesn't want Ronan to feel responsible if something he creates ends up dead.]

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[greywaren]

good point.

any other ideas?

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[unknowable]

RoboBees.

Or RoboBats.

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[greywaren]

thats metal parrish

theyd have to need to eat still though

seems complicated

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[unknowable]

Jesus, Lynch, was that a pun?

I'm pretty sure you could dream up anything you wanted to, complicated or not.

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[greywaren]

yeah but it was also true

i kinda liked the idea of having not-murder wild animals

like starting an ecosystem or whatever

but theres so much shit that goes on

youre right. theyd probably die

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[unknowable]

I miss that too. Your deer and all that. This cave could use a few more decent animals.

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[greywaren]

it could

i wanted that with you

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[unknowable]

What if you just made a few? With some kind of defenses, so they wouldn't be easy prey.

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[greywaren]

yeah like a snake that spits poison from its eyes

[Ronan, honey, you're losing the point of the conversation.]

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[unknowable]

I was going to say 'maybe less horrifying', but that might be just the right amount of horrifying.

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[greywaren]

you know me so well

this was supposed to be about helping the orchard though. not sure if snakes are really part of the ecosystem there

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[unknowable]

Bats that shoot fire, then.

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[greywaren]

parrish holy fuck

dragon bats

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[unknowable]

Honestly, I'm just shocked you haven't made them yet.

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[greywaren]

well im going to now

not pets though. wild animals

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[unknowable]

Yeah. We have Aspen and Chainsaw to take care of, we don't need any more.

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[greywaren]

theyre not that bad.

but yeah.

i want more animals around here

itd be cool if we could make a secret place

where other people dont go

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[unknowable]

Not too many people spend a lot of time in the orchard. We could try to make something like that there.